The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has once more demonstrated an almost complete lack of taste and an irrational bias against hammers.
“Where’s the score?”
“We had a bit of a problem. I mean, everything was goin’ good, and then…some dumb-ass junkie…”
“Did what? Some dumb-ass junkie did what?!? You fucked up?!?”
“No no no, it’s the implication of the danger. She’s just running all these thoughts of terrible things that might happen to her if she doesn’t go through with it. It’s the implication.”
This is the best review of anything ever.
In summary: “Those dumb New York City ‘liberals’ who write “South Park” totally get New Jersey wrong. We eat submarines, not hoagies! And let me tell you where to get a REAL submarine sandwich!”
For the rest of us, the “It’s A Jersey Thing” episode of ‘South Park’ is pretty hilarious, although not their VERY best.
