I’m pretty sure ZPizza is okay. Their website highlights their vegan options, social responsibility, the environment, and other socialist jibber jabber.Wait, so now I can’t eat at Papa John’s, too? I’m already boycotting Domino’s. How am I supposed to eat my feelings whenever I get angry at businesspeople using their own failure to take care of their employees as political leverage?
At least there’s still Pizza Hut for when I need a pre-diabetic blood sugar spike. But don’t think I’m not watching you, Yum! Brands.
